plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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