question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
my liver is dry heaving
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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