well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
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You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
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Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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