covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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