He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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