Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Houston, we have a squirter
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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