I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
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The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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