# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
