we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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