The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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