just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
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True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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