Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
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Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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