But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It was confusing and full of hummus
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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