they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
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That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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