yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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