i just wanna soil my oats bro
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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