I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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