Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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