"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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