I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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