what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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