You just made me feel so damn special
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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