Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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