my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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