i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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