Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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