Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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