He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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