I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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