I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
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If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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