ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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