Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
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I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
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I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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