I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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