Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
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He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I lost the right to judge tonight
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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