Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
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WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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