her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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