sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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