i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
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I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
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