I think I won the penis lottery.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Vodka?
Forever.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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