either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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