I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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