well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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