Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
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Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
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I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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