check it out our google latitudes are spooning
someone owes me an orgasm
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
The struggles of a small town man whore
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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