I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
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When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
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After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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