God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
