When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
