I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
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Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
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Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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