god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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