C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
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i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
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He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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