whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
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You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize