feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
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Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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