Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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