Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
